Patrick joins to recount historical virgins he would most like to do the sex with. Spoiler alert, most of them were not attractive. It’s really creepy. Good news, you can now take a tour of gangland L.A. and see the Watt’s Towers and where Biggie died. If you’re lucky you might even die yourself. Better news, Air America is off the air and that hot hot frequency is making its bed warm for some late night Megaboom!! spooning. Or a new All MARIACHI ALL THE TIME station. You’re move Megaudiance. The Chinese counterfeit condoms and the boom guys counterfeit female genitals to attempt a Cosmo quiz. No one wins. Oh yeah, Noah saw some show about a baby on a rocket when he was a kid or something. Not a big deal.