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Hasidic vs Hipster, CO2 vs Mega Lobster, Eliana’s dad vs Eliana’s Credit

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This week’s show is a bucket of conflict. Jewish Brooklyn Hipsters are attacking a group of Jewish Brooklyn Jews, with bicycles! There is a new sheriff in town and his name is global warming induced giant lobster. Lars has a cat named Detective Larry McBoob. He really does. Finally, Eliana’s dad fights an overage charge on Eliana’s cellphone. Weapon of choice, a Western Union Telegram and a sack full of crazy.


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2 Responses to “Hasidic vs Hipster, CO2 vs Mega Lobster, Eliana’s dad vs Eliana’s Credit”

  1. sparky

    20 December 2009 at 6:28 am

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    Some notes on the hipster debate -
    1) Hipsters can afford food and 21-speed bicycles, they just prefer cocaine. You can’t afford to live in the lower east side or Williamsburg without a trust fund or a high-paying job in finance. It’s science.
    2) Related to the above point, hipsters don’t have jobs. As far as I can tell, this is to support their perpetual childhood lifestyle. If a hipster in a record store recommends some music you’ve never heard of it’s because he hangs out there all day, for free. He’s also probably an asshole.
    3) Brent likes football, exercise, and PBR in a non-ironic fashion. He doesn’t believe in global warming, and he loves America with a blind passion that very few people feel for their kids. He may listen to the Decemberists, but I think that’s because he’s a nerd, not a hipster.

  2. Dollarzzz

    20 December 2009 at 11:27 pm

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    Haha, lookit that lobster! Mmmm-mmm, carbony!


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